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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 11:17

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Dr No

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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